188: The Housewife and the Hustler

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4.2 • 34.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

THIS. ONE. IS. WILD. YOU. GUYS.

Let us say right up front, Patrick and Gillian have never watched an episode of The Housewives, SO THIS WAS A REAL EDUCATION….And now Patrick identifies as Housewives Curious. OK, so Beverly Hills Housewife Erik Jane (you guys, I could watch that XXPEN$IVE video allllll dayyyyy, and if you don’t know what that is, just you wait) and her husband, legal titan Tom Girardi are in super big trouble. It seems that Griardi has been stealing huge sums of money from his clients WHICH INCLUDE PLANE CRASH AND BURN VICTIMS. Yikes, Tom. Also, Erika maybe was in on it? There’s a lot to unpack here. BUT ALSO THE HOUSEWIVES!

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0:00.0	Fasten your seatbelts. Easy jets big orange sail is now on. With up to 20% of 700,000 seats
0:10.0	and 300 pounds of package holidays. But hurry, they're flying fast. Book now!
0:19.0	Selected travel dates, cell ends 11pm on 10th January 2023. Holidays Minimums Ben Required and Appal
0:24.9	Protected Travel restrictions and season. These are blind.
0:29.9	Girl, you know what to these Richards is a housewife. She is.
0:32.9	And I gotta tell you I learned recently that on the housewives, you're not allowed to look directly into the camera.
0:38.9	And you're not allowed to say Bravo because that's the network that it's on.
0:41.9	And so when Denise Richards wants them to stop filming because she doesn't like something, she looks at the camera and goes, Bravo, Bravo, Bravo, Bravo.
0:49.9	I mean the amount, I don't know the housewives what I learned. I just, I don't know what to do with this information.
0:56.9	I have questions for you, for the housewives, for you the listener. I'm just, I'm curious about great many things.
1:03.9	Your housewife curious? No. I don't, I don't get it.
1:09.9	Hi, Julia Petzalali. Hi, Patrick Heine.
1:20.9	Oh, you guys. We gotta tell you right up front we are doing a live show in Boston with Lansing Tim and Maggie at the iconic Wilbur Theatre.
1:28.9	We're doing it July 31st. It's our more and more show. Remember when we did it in Brooklyn how insane it was.
1:33.9	I do remember. I remember. Yeah, but the thing is if you saw some Brooklyn, it's gonna be a different show.
1:38.9	It's the same thing when you say people, but I promise you it's gonna be different. Tell them about live show, Patrick.
1:43.9	Live show, Patrick is like, she's a whole lot. But worth seeing.
1:49.9	Yeah, sometimes I pull people up on stage that one time in Chicago, I pulled that guy up on stage and did a show.
1:55.9	I worked out a joke just on the end. For me, you're a total pain in the ass. But for the audience, I'm sure they love it.
2:01.9	Why don't you come and tell us after?
2:03.9	Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we are also doing a live show in DC. It is sold out. If you had tickets to the original engagement, the tickets will work.
2:10.9	Everything is the same. It's the show that we're doing with Robya and Susan covering the case against Adon Sayat.
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