#188 - The Ballad, Ari Shaffir, Ryan O'Neill, Kathleen McGee, Mat Edgar, & ME
Bertcast
Berty Boy Productions
4.7 • 10.8K Ratings
🗓️ 20 July 2016
⏱️ 93 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is a gift to my buddy Tom Sigerr, good with website |
| 0:03.1 | topscree.com and buy some of his apparel |
| 0:07.0 | some of his apparel. This is the Ballad |
| 0:11.6 | of Big Tommy Buns. |
| 0:30.0 | This is the Ballad of Big Tommy Buns. |
| 0:37.0 | Never let a pizza here cookin' our run. |
| 0:43.0 | Each child's a baby food, just for fun. |
| 0:50.0 | This is the Ballad of Big Tommy Buns. |
| 0:57.0 | We're goin' to a widow, and Bull Chick-Wpeeky |
| 1:02.0 | Charded had two children, said Tom it may be free. |
| 1:09.0 | Shout it out one night when it gets cold, he'll sleep with me. |
| 1:15.0 | Nor have I been too bad each night, with a box of twinkies. |
| 1:23.0 | This is the Ballad of Big Tommy Buns. |
| 1:30.0 | Went to Scotland, he was too stoned, shout of a ton. |
| 1:36.0 | If you go out to eat with him, you best bring a gun. |
| 1:43.0 | This is the Ballad of Big Tommy Buns. |
| 1:50.0 | And at a high school, when 185, not a bad look at young |
| 1:57.0 | poor old man standing five for five. |
| 2:02.0 | Herder rummer, it was a cafeteria, ladies, who kept it alive. |
| 2:08.0 | That would protect all the food they had, and hold him back with knives. |
| 2:16.0 | This is the Ballad of Big Tommy Buns. |
| 2:23.0 | Spreads outskittles on his back, and names each one. |
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