188: Stranger Danger ft. Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle (Phrogging)

I Think Not!

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 11.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2024

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

After Heidi Lane moves to the big city, her underwear starts disappearing, and not long after she spots a man peering down through holes in the ceiling; when Jordan Buranskas can't find her purse, her boyfriend plays back security footage.

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0:00.0	Poodle, where are we?
0:01.8	I don't know, but there's some guy with purple lighting and the last time I saw that was the
0:07.0	Midtown spa.
0:08.1	Well, and I see someone with really beautiful lipstick, which somehow makes me feel aroused.
0:13.0	It kind of looks like Miss Kitty's boudoir.
0:16.0	You guys, Poodle, Maddie, you guys are, you are our guests.
0:20.0	Oh, hello Ellen, hello Joey. You don't get to do the cold open. Fine. What did you think this was the
0:26.8	Copacobana? I'm just gonna sit here like a dog and eat cigarette butts.
0:31.1	I thought I took a booty bump again. Oh boy, well, Maddy and Poodle
0:40.0	are here, so that must mean we are doing a co-pro y'all welcome to I think not the
0:45.8	podcast where Joey Taranto and I recap your favorite true crime TV show I am Ellen
0:51.7	Marsh and across from me are a bunch of gays. I am so
0:58.4	outnumbered I am scared I'm holding myself you can't see me but welcome your favorite gaze second to
1:08.1	Joey who recap reality shows reality gaze ginger and, Matt and Jake, welcome to I think not!
1:15.0	Hi guys, we're so happy to be here.
1:17.2	You can just say Queen 1 and Queen 2, that works too.
1:20.6	And I think don't sell yourself short, Ellen. You have played a gay very convincingly for years.
1:26.0	We are at the end of the road.
1:30.0	Joey, we have now covered every single episode of
1:33.5	Brogger.
1:35.0	Still I can't let go.
1:40.0	It's so natural.
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