188. Jack Ryan But Cool

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 734 Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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0:32.1	Runk.
0:32.5	Ha ha ha ha ha.
0:52.6	Hello. Hello. All right. All right. Hi, guys. It's episode 180. 188.
0:53.6	Messed up already.
2:00.9	Well, it's 188 sounded like 98, but it's 188. It's a 188. We'll be in one... It's 188. You're saying it's so fast. But, but, but it will be 198 in 10 weeks. Correct. It'll be 2000. It'll be 2006. It will be. But right now it's Sunday, November 30th, and we hope your Thanksgiving was good, had a nice holiday, and now we're getting right into December. So here we go. Roan and rolling right into December, right? Uh-huh. Happy birthday. Billy Idol, Chrissy Teigen, Winston Churchill, Ben Stiller, and also Woody Allen. Okay, Woody Allen, happy birthday, okay? Yeah, how old is he, by the way? I don't even know. How old is he's got to be old? He just wrote his first book, which is the first book? Ever, first novel, yeah. Oh, wow. He's 89, well, so he's 90 on the day this comes out. Oh, got it, okay. So right today, this moment, he's 90. So, and also it's a lot of Billy Idol, Ben Stiller, Winston Churchill. It's a crazy day, dude. It's a wild day, huh? Yeah, it's a crazy day for, for celebrities being born and also people that change the world a little bit. Like Ben Stiller. Yeah. Yeah. Ben Stiller changed the world. Like Chrissy Teigen.
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2:14.5	I'm going to be in, let's see, it is.
2:18.8	I'm going to be in Ontario, California, Oxnard, California. I will also be celebrating New Year's see. It is, I'm going to be in Ontario, California, Oxnard, California.
2:25.0	I will also be celebrating New Year's Eve in, what do you call it, San Antonio.
2:28.7	I will not be doing, I said on Golden Hour, I'll be doing Utah.
2:29.7	I will not be doing Utah.
2:36.6	I'm changing that, but I will be in Cleveland and and uh detroit next weekend so go to chris lea dot com and other dates coming the motor city huh detroit that's right
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