Welcome back to the Dungeon Masters block, the place where we focus on the Dungeon Master's block, the place where we focus on the dungeon master,

the most important person in the game, the only person capable of playing God,

killing characters, and lowering the ego of all of the other people at the table.

I'm one of your host, D.M. Neal, aka Jot Moniac.

And I'm D.M. Mitch.

And today, we are going to be talking to a wonderful human named Kurt Boland, who is the dungeon master for Dungeons and Dragons and Daughters. You have to

say it that way, or it doesn't count. Yes, that was perfect, Neil. You could, you could probably

replace one of Kurt's daughters, and he wouldn't even notice.

Yes.

The beard may give it away, but I am dead set that any, either of them would happily wear a fake

beer.

And today, we are going to be talking all about intelligent items.

And we have a great conversation about that, this, that, and the other, smart, kind of smart,

who knows.

But it's a great conversation with Kurt.

And speaking of intelligent items, if you are a gold Patreon dragon or up, you can head over

to our Patreon page and download some home brew, intelligent, magical items that I've created for you to use in your homebrew worlds.

And speaking of Patreon, if you are a silver Patreon Dragon are up, we are starting a whole new storytime series.

And this week, with the release of this episode, you're not just getting one

episode, but you're getting two storytime episodes as a bonus for how awesome you Patreon

Dragons are. Yeah, yeah. But before we move on, as always, we have some iTunes reviews. And the first one

is from Mystic Womble, which I have more questions that I want to know about that.

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