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188: Digging Up Orville & Quiznos Bag

We're Here to Help

Headgum

Comedy

4.93.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

The guys help a caller whose husband wants to bring an old gravestone into their house. Then, they give a firefighter advice on managing performance anxiety out in the woods. Plus, a second follow-up from Ep 2 "The Santa Dilemma."

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a Headgum podcast.

0:05.0

Weir, yeah, too, out.

0:09.0

Weir, we're, we're, we're, we're, here,

0:11.0

two, two, two, co, co, co,

0:14.0

out, this, this, this, this, yeah, yeah, and, and this, yeah, and, and a, we're, yeah, Holy shit. We're going to help.

0:21.9

We're there to help.

0:24.9

I can't believe it worked.

0:28.2

That's crazy.

0:28.9

It's crazy.

0:31.1

That is good stuff.

0:33.2

He just had,

0:33.6

he just had shitty hole.

0:35.9

Oh, hello. Bye. Hi. Hi. Welcome to the show. You got Jake and Gareth. What's your name, please?

0:46.0

Olivia. Hi, Olivia. Where are you calling from today? I'm from Ohio. Okay. What age are we working with here, Olivia, just so we know?

0:57.7

27.

0:58.6

27.

1:01.4

Olivia, you got a memoir.

1:03.6

It's about your life.

1:04.9

What are you going to call it?

1:07.0

Oh, my gosh.

1:08.5

Good.

1:10.6

The big blooper reel.

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