An old Chinese wise man once said,

Okay, let me translate.

A person cannot be judged by his appearance alone

in the same token as the sea

cannot be measured with a single bucket in a nutshell.

Appearances may be deceiving,

so be careful of where or who you put your trust.

Unfortunately, tonight's victim made one wrong decision,

putting her trust into a snake rather than a savior,

and she paid for her mistake with the ultimate price, her life.

We're here tonight drinking angry orchard.

Yes.

Which I haven't had in a while.

Me either.

I don't remember the last time I had an angry orchard.

It tastes like juice to me.

Yeah.

Really does.

Yeah, it's good with fireball.

Some angry balls.

Yeah, or if you like put caramel around the rim of the glass

with cinnamon sugar,

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