Welcome to Seltzer Squad, the podcast about staying sober in the city with your host Kate Sander and Jess Valentine. Hey, everyone,

Hey, everyone, Natalie here, editor and producer of Seltzer Squad.

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Hey, Jack. Hey, Kate. Squad, I just want to remind you that Jessica is honeymooning.

She has not quit the podcast.

Let's not start any rumors.

I just have on squad pod friend Jack Walsh, who had an episode before this.

If you're just listening in now so you you can learn about all about who Jack is.

But one of our most requested episodes is to do one on relationships.

And both Jess and I have been like, well, we don't really have a whole lot to add here

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