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The five-pound meal deal from McDonald's.

Get a cheeseburger or mayo chicken, medium fries, four McNuggets and a medium soft drink for guess what?

That's right, five pounds.

It's not called the five pound meal deal for nothing.

From 11 AM, not available on delivery. Carbidated soft drink upgrade fees apply.

Participating restaurants, subjects of availability.

I mean, we are trying to engage in a cheat code of life. We're trying to do jokes for a living. It's insane.

And anything that comes up to our way is a blessing

because this business should not even exist.

But people love to laugh so much that it does.

It's a balance.

It's just a balance.

Because I wish I could be so woo-woo that's like,

I just do what makes me happy.

But you're like, I'd be severely in debt. Yeah, yeah.

And, like, woohoo has no money.

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