Okay, folks, you're listening to the latest chapter, the latest episode, the latest

great adventure from Life on Planet Porky, with myself, the Porkmeister, and of course, the

rocket chick-a-writer extraordinaire, Ms. Leslie and Jones. Miss Jones, I hope you've had an absolutely splendid Easter.

Oh, thank you, Michael.

We've had a wonderful time, actually.

I saw my mother, saw my son, saw one of my daughters.

I had a lovely, glorious service at St. Brides on Easter Day,

which was a fantastic turnout.

We had a proper choir, major singing.

It was all very lovely indeed. Thank you.

Oh, good. I'm glad.

Well, it is a spiritual time of the year, and I have to say,

I was quite transfixed by the Archbishop of Canterbury's Easter address.

I'm not sure where it was from, but it was obviously a fairly deserted church.

It was Canterbury Cathedral, where his seat, yes.

I see that. Yeah, okay, fine.

But I was quite transfixed by what he was talking about,

and I've never heard this expression before,

but he kept using it saying death is the greatest lie.

Now, what does he mean by that?

I'm not sure. Yeah, he said death is a lie. Yes,

okay. What he means is that the resurrection proves that there is life beyond what we refer to as

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