Hey guys, it's episode 187 of Congratulations

Oh you guys what's going on listen before we even get started I

I I wanted to say that good, you know, you can support the show with our patreon

But also you can buy merch. We got merch out there. We got the the life rips hoodies and the shorts and then and

I'm also coming up with some new shit and some socks I believe but just living it up showing you how life rips because life

Can rip if you make it rip and that's it and that's it and I do that. I don't make the rules. I mean I make the rules

I made that rule pretty much

It's the only rule I've ever made but um, no, that's not true actually if you ask Kristen definitely I've made more rules

then

Then I should have I made that rule about how she gets on me about how I eat out of the side of my mouth

I put the fucking when I eat food I take the food and I don't

Chomp it when I was a kid I never wanted to chomp it directly because some shit's too hard and some shit's too

Difficult to eat I didn't want to chomp it directly on my front teeth because number one it was too difficult and

Number two the food was too hard and number three. I didn't ever want to get food stuck in my in my teeth

Right in the front teeth right get food stuck in the back teeth so people can't see that shit right so

She was like I was eating tuna earlier today the pieces not the fucking not tuna fish

But the not the tuna fish salad or the fucking to call it but the the regular pieces and I went to go and I was just taking the slabs

They were seared, you know, and I took in the slabs and I was just going to

And I was eating that and she's like I don't like how you do that and I was like first of all let me live number one number two

It's better to do that and she was like why and I said I

Said I may I decided when I was a kid I was gonna be doing that because it's better that way and I created that way of eating and she said

You didn't create it and I said yes, I did and she said you know, it's so bitch to fucking have to try and think of a way

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