I had a weird experience, I went to a nightclub and I didn't realise it was like an under

16 nightclub and I was invited there, I was invited there to go on stage, it was like

a personal appearance and it was really bad, I went on to the stage and everyone started

swearing at me from front, from front, from front and this one guy was swearing at me so

I got the bouncer to kick him out and he was about 15 years old, maybe 14 years old.

It was going to say, by guy you mean child. I got a child kicks out of the nightclub and

then he got taken around the back and he was made to apologise to me.

Can we just want to corroborate and check if this could have been my own brother. Do you

remember what he looked like? He's quite sweet, he's lovely, he's got really upset,

he's got a little bit of a grime. Sounds like my brother.

But then also I met the guy who had organised the night and he tried to pitch to me saying,

do you know what would be a really good idea? It's made in Coventry, they're like made

in Coventry, would be a really good idea for a TV show. But I just don't think, Coventry

is like anyone who lives in Coventry and Joe, your phone coming, Coventry is not a

pretty place. Oh shut up, we've got the oldest surviving

Tudor Street and one and a half cathedrals. Really, there's a proper city.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. City of Culture 2021 nonetheless. It can't be, it can't be.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, next year's City of Culture. Next year as well.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you know, I presume they're going to be needing a lot of digital projects,

should they want any sort of podcast projects? I'm just putting it out there trying to manifest.

But it is, it's not, it's not that pretty, is it? Okay, here's the thing. We took the brunt

of the Second World War, the Barbell World Cup. Yeah, a lot of it was, did you really,

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