187 - It’s Tough Out Here For A Farmer

Nobody's Listening, Right?

Nobody's Listening Productions

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4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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This week Elizabeth and Andy give Mario Lopez his flowers, discuss sleep and unconsciousness, discover a new box, hopefully evade the hantavirus and much more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Mint Mobile Get a 3-month Unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at: https://www.mintmobile.com/NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:10 Husbandry 05:02 Who Is The Lord? 07:01 Dinner PDA 10:57 Crying Is Healing 15:20 Grief and Sleep 18:06 Homework 21:43 Ad Break 26:51 Sleep Hygiene 31:25 Sleep and Unconsciousness 34:31 Mario Lopez Is The GOAT 39:40 Ad Break 42:08 Cremated Remains Box 46:02 How Much Do They Weigh? 59:53 Huge Eyelids 01:07:36 Hantavirus 01:11:26 Are Hand Weights Back? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I mean, I almost drove off the road when I heard this.
0:05.9	I was driving.
0:20.3	Nobody's listening, right?
0:24.3	Hi, Andy.
0:25.3	Hello.
0:26.1	I'm so excited to chat with you for an hour so no one's listening.
0:29.5	We kind of got to do it last night a little bit because we went to dinner for my birthday.
0:33.5	Yeah, but everybody at the restaurant was eavesdropping on us.
0:36.8	Did you feel like that? Yeah, I felt like everyone was checking us out. Well, how about that the restaurant was eavesdropping on us. Did you feel like that?
0:37.8	Yeah, I felt like everyone was checking us out. Well, how about that couple that was like making out? Yeah. Yeah, because you were like, look over there, and I looked over it and they were making out. Well, look over. They were like five feet away from us right in front of me. Well, I didn't notice until you told me. Oh, yeah, because you don't. How do you not notice?
0:55.7	Well, because you're engaged with me and stuff.
0:58.0	They got to. me. Oh, I didn't notice until you told me. Oh, yeah, because you don't, how do you not notice?
0:55.7	Well, because you're engaged with me and stuff? They got up to like leave. So they could press
1:01.6	their bodies more fully together. So in my peripheral, I think I probably just maybe saw people
1:06.7	standing up to leave. And it was almost like then they stopped to make out. I didn't see that.
1:11.1	But you saw that. Now, this is a restaurant called Kara in Los Angeles. I bring this up because
1:16.7	Kara. Kara. Sorry. God. How embarrassing. It's a very specific vibe there. And it's a place that like,
1:25.5	I should ask is anyone listening. We'll get back to this.
1:28.1	Oh, sure. Yeah. Renata is listening over on Spotify and she said, guys, husbandry is not referring to being a husband, crying emoji face.
1:39.6	I know that.
1:41.7	It's like something with animals.
1:44.0	But you must have used it wrong last week why do you think
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