Hey babe, what gift do you want from Mother's Day?

Ooh, um...

Just tell me exactly what you want, and I'll just wrap it and give it to you.

No, I don't... I want you to surprise me!

It doesn't work. Okay, last time I surprised you, the biggest surprise was you returning.

No. Hey, it's fun, right? Like, I've surprised you before. Wasn't that fun?

Well, again, the biggest surprise of that was the $450 charge on the credit card

statement. Sorry I love you so much? Like I'm sorry? No, thank you for loving me, but let's do a little bit more of like a $75 love. I'm more comfortable with that. Okay, you better spend more on me than that. Okay, let's just try it and true, massage, facial, do you think. How about that? Oh, we've done, that's boring. No.

Then what? What?

You know what? As long as we're together with our family and you just give me something from the heart, I will love it.

Okay. All right. I can do that.

But seriously, it better be a lot more than $75. I'm not playing.

All right. There it is.

Thank you, babe. Can't wait to see what you get me? Oh, the gift giving with Katie and me. We surprised me or whatever. And then after a few times where she was like, I mean, I'd really prefer this or that.

She was fully on board with like, I just send you what to get me, which morphed into like, it's your birthday, just buy what you want to buy. And out of nowhere, I don't know if it's motherhood. She threw her right back on me.

Mother's Day, back to the surprise. So everyone pray for me. We'll see. Okay. Yeah, good luck.

I've kind of learned I try to really stay in my lane when it comes to gift giving. Like, I'm not going to buy, like, you know, like jeans for Rachel. I'm not going to get her like, you know, it's like I try to stick in like at leisure, something

like, you know, size small sweatpants.

I can get that.

Nothing with numbers, you know, something that's easy for me to know, like, yeah, a unisex

t-shirt.

Yeah.

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