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🗓️ 19 March 2019
⏱️ 102 minutes
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0:00.0 | Trying to impress the in-laws this Christmas. |
0:03.0 | At our goss, save up to 25% on selected homeware, |
0:06.0 | and make your guests feel at home with comfy habitat cushions and festive spice candles. |
0:11.0 | Careful, they might stay until New Year's. |
0:13.5 | This Christmas, there's more to Argos. Shop online now. |
0:17.0 | Subject to availability of Forens 24th of December. And then Jack comes in, but Ralph can tell that Jack is there to kill him. |
0:28.0 | So Ralph pre-kills Jack with the giant stick that he had in his ass. |
0:36.5 | With his cartoon golf club that he carries. |
0:40.1 | Like he might as well scroll through a bunch of weapons |
0:42.4 | like he's linked, just like pulling him out. |
0:44.4 | No, should I do master sword? Yeah, master sword. |
0:49.2 | Oh, if he kills him. |
0:50.2 | Do-dade-dade-dee, doD d'D d'Dee did d'E. |
0:53.0 | Yeah! |
0:57.0 | God awful movies. Movies. Welcome back to the gamcast live from Denver, Colorado. |
1:15.0 | Oh, thank you so much. |
1:20.0 | Thank you. |
1:22.0 | Now this is of course the podcast where each week we sample another |
1:25.4 | selection from Christian cinema or whatever the fuck Eli picks apparently. I'm your |
1:31.7 | host No illusions and of course joining me from stage right |
1:34.4 | please welcome my good friend Heath Enright Oh, he's reaching for the later cheese. |
1:47.0 | It's now Scotch. |
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