Maybe your stamps are on the table next to the birthday card you forgot to send.

Or in that random drawer full of pens, pennies and paperclips.

Or stuck to your fridge, bind a do-list and a magnet from Malaga.

Or maybe just maybe, then neatly placed in a completely sensible spot.

After the 31st of January 2023, regular stamps without a barcode will no longer be valid.

So if you know where your old ones are, this is your last chance to use them up.

Or you can swap them.

For more info visit RoyalMail.com slash barcoded stamps.

This is my impression of someone trying to get laid in 1870.

Okay, we're riding on a train.

K-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k.

Do you know a bunch of Asian people died building this train track right here?

Oh.

Ha-ha.

Yeah.

Anyways, what's your address?

Let's send you some parchment papers sometimes.

Please look at all the signs.

Prashing your sheets well and get ready for the base.

Hello, everyone.

Little back.

Little back.

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