187: A Week At Jurassic Park Alone vs Weekend On A Ship With An Alien | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def

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Improv, Comedy

5 • 780 Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.

Special Guest
Young Deuces
Keysha E.
Dion Lack

This Week We Discuss
Survive A Week At Jurassic Park Alone vs Weekend On A Ship With An Alien
Hang With The Crew From Hangover vs The Avengers
Find Out The Matrix Is Real vs You’re Living A Real Life Truman Show

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Transcript

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0:00.0	First of all, I don't wear a 38 or anything more.
0:04.0	I'm down to a 36 and 34 on the waist, okay?
0:09.5	The hips is gone.
0:10.9	Won't you know that?
0:11.4	That waist is the 26.
0:12.8	I see it.
0:15.2	Them hips are still hipping.
0:17.6	Give me a little bit, friend.
0:18.9	Help me.
0:20.9	Help me out.
0:22.0	Every time you come on the show, you eat.
0:25.2	I mean, so if these niggas is feeding your habit, just say that.
0:32.2	You know what I'm saying?
0:34.0	If you're going on these dicks with these nas, just so you can have leftovers for the morning.
0:37.6	Just say that, Keith. It's all good. Do you think it's like, oh, she's a little girl. No, baby, that bill gonna be hot. It's just like me. How many appetizer? Well, wait, you see what I'm saying? There you go. Wait? Listen, you think I'm about to get a little six ounce? You think I'm going to love.
0:55.2	Oh, no, no, no, baby.
0:56.4	I'm from the Midwest, man. listen you think i'm about to get a little six-ounce you think i'm about to get a little oh no no baby i'm
0:56.8	from the midwest man i'm from the midwest we like a woman that can eat i live heavy okay i need
1:02.1	70 grams of protein there are women that can eat deuses and then there are women who are asked to leave
1:08.5	okay kisha is a woman who was asked to leave because she ain't going to stop it. You can't take Kisha to a bus. That's very not my husband of you. If that's what you're doing. That is true. Say that. Jesus has been down to cross for me to go on a day with a man that's going to limit how much, you know what I mean? Protein. That is terrible.
1:28.0	Ew.
1:28.2	Who limited how much you can eat on a day?
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