Welcome to the Brandt & Sherry Oddcast sponsored by MetaShare to order Brandt's latest book, The Men We Need,

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Okay, can you do the intro thing? Sure, feature.

And now a masterclass on joke telling with your instructor, Brandt Hansen.

Guys are walking through the country and they run across a hole in the ground,

and they like, wow, can't even see the bottoms. They like drop some coins.

How deep is that? Can't hear anything? Keep dropping stuff.

They go get this little railroad tie even. They're like dragging it over there

and then they get it and throw it in this hole. Still in here anything.

A little bit later, a cow runs out of nowhere and jumps in the hole.

Okay. They're like, whoa, what in the world?

And they're worried. They go up to this farmer.

They're like, hey, this cow just jumps in the hole.

He's like, what was it mine? Cause mine's tied to a railroad tie.

Is that all right? That's okay.

You see, if anyone laughed at it, it also seemed like...

Yeah.

I thought it was funny, but then I lost.

It took a long time to get there.

Yeah. That's why I was trying to buy it.

I shortened it. You shortened it? Yeah.

Yeah. I did. It seemed like a real long time in the beginning.

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