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Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

186: Matt's Grocery Store Altercation

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.934.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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0:00.0

The keyboard still on MacBooks should be better.

0:03.6

I just wish.

0:04.4

I think so too.

0:05.2

People are really falling in love with analog keyboards.

0:07.8

Thick keys.

0:08.6

We need to go back to the one that fucking goes like a foot down.

0:12.7

Yeah.

0:13.7

Tycho Waititi, that big director when he won his Oscar or something, you know, after they

0:18.1

win the Oscar, they go in the press room or whatever and they answer the the questions. And he finally, like, he called out Apple. He goes,

0:23.1

Apple, by the way, I wrote this whole script on the MacBook. He's like, these keys drive me nuts.

0:28.8

Just make better keys. Even just their wireless keyboards could just be better. Like, this is crazy typewriters, man. People back then, that's just all they had to do is click, click, click all day. And you messed up one time. Well, no, they would just white it out. You also like no editors for every article. There were people who just worked. Now we can Google and fact check everything. Back then, it was just like you had to go through encyclopedias. You had to call people who lived in different countries to fact check anything that was

0:57.1

being written about because you couldn't just Google.

0:59.4

What a time.

1:00.0

That was our era, huh?

1:01.3

Just so hard to fact check.

1:03.3

Would it be nice?

1:03.9

I kind of like live like that now.

1:05.6

I feel like fact checking is just impossible.

1:07.8

What?

1:08.2

If people couldn't fact check us right now, it'd be so nice. You know it's crazier though?

1:11.6

They're wearing a black shirt right now and you never wear black.

1:13.6

I know.

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