186: Long Island (w/ Eliot Glazer)
High and Mighty
Headgum
4.9 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 December 2018
⏱️ 89 minutes
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gabrus is joined by comedian/podcaster/haunting renditioner Eliot Glazer to talk all things LAWN GUYLAND.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast |
| 0:10.0 | What's up shitheads welcome back to another episode of high and mighty it's me your boy the number one fuck boy |
| 0:18.0 | All you gotta do is trust me the number one fuck boy the number one fuck boy |
| 0:23.8 | The number one fuck boy Johnny G. Joining me as always in the high and mighty studios is my nearly silent |
| 0:29.2 | Coast Arthur Gabers Arthur give them a shout out |
| 0:33.4 | Sick all right Arthur's in the house also joining me in the high and mighty studios |
| 0:38.0 | I guess we've been angling to get on for a long ass time guys |
| 0:42.9 | Fucking get pumped for a comedian writer podcast it from you the you're making it worse podcast |
| 0:48.0 | Elliott Cleaser. Thank you so much for having me. Oh, please dude any chance I get I will I want to be the |
| 0:55.4 | Long I want to be like long Island guy who just brings anyone who's made it to Hollywood |
| 1:00.3 | Villas mix a stop here. Yeah, you me |
| 1:04.3 | That's Eddie Murphy bus carine. I like Baldwin my favorite SNL cast |
| 1:12.9 | Jim Brewer Matt Rogers Matt Rogers. Oh my god. Oh Jim Brewer is from there. Oh |
| 1:20.5 | Bill O'Reilly |
| 1:22.0 | Yeah, he went to Bill O'Reilly actually is from Long Island and went to the same college as me |
| 1:26.4 | Oh, really is a very weird like wait. Didn't you go to Harvard? No, he he did for his masters |
| 1:31.3 | But he went to Marist for his oh |
| 1:33.3 | Where all the Catholic Long Island kids go right Marist? |
| 1:37.0 | What's crazy is that I'm the second or third most famous Marist alone behind |
| 1:41.2 | My god, I really and Rick Smith's the dunking Dutchman |
| 1:44.2 | I'm just assuming I'm right in where is Marist? It's in Pekipsey, New York like in the Hudson right right my vassar maybe right |
| 1:53.2 | God, I wonder it's so weird when I meet people from like Westchester or Pekipsey or whatever |
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