#186: Das Juden (@LouisKatz

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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 29 September 2014

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

Louis Katz met me at Union Square to have whole foods salad bar lunch on steps like champions. We talked about being Jewish. I only really have my own perspective on it, so it was nice to hear what another version of a nonaffiliated Jew is. You'll have to excuse the music coming from the live Dance Dance Revolution going on behind us. New York, man. There's no space. And I do the intro from the most fitting place I could think of for a podcast about Jews. Live from Munich, Germany at Oktoberfest.

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0:00.0	That goes far to juice. Those are the hotter juice.
0:02.0	Oh, way harder. They have it there.
0:03.0	Oh, no, it's really.
0:04.0	How did you have that theory like?
0:05.0	Why is it... I tell you, I got his Rayleigh cousins.
0:07.0	Because of the brown in there.
0:08.0	But I got his Rayleigh cousins.
0:09.0	We're... we're... we're...
0:11.0	Like a quarter of the same jeans.
0:13.0	Yeah.
0:14.0	And they're all better looking than us over here.
0:15.0	But when he was all fucking pasty and fucking spanned there.
0:17.0	I think it's the water.
0:18.0	I don't know. I think it's the fear of constant death.
0:20.0	Oh yeah. It just makes them beautiful.
0:21.0	So there is that.
0:22.0	In Frank, what I heard, I'm fine, fine.
0:25.0	Counting cookies and all.
0:27.0	When I was shot.
0:30.0	Here's why October Fest is better than your Fest.
0:32.0	Reason number one. Everyone celebrates.
0:35.0	Here's why October Fest is better than your Fest.
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