Welcome back to the basement yard. How you doing Danny? How was your weekend?

One pretty goddamn well. Why'd you hesitate like three different times?

I didn't want a curse like the first word out of my mouth to be a curse

Right, we're gonna go pretty fucking damn well. I pretty fucking damn nice. It sounded like a truck driver. Yeah, I didn't want to sound like that

Fucking damn good. It was pretty pretty damn fucking nice. No, no, it was it was quite nice. Yeah, I did I

I had a I had an eventful weekend. Did you really? Yeah, I used it a bidet for the first time really? Yeah

Oh, I guess yeah, you never been to like Europe. Yeah, I have a lot of those over there. Have you used one? Yeah

Everyday in Italy when I was there I fucking sprayed that ass. Did you like it? It's fantastic. Yeah, I

Mean it's a little weird because your buttholes wet. Yeah, I don't know how I feel about my butthole being soaked

What I would do is I would wipe then bidet then wipe again

Ultra clean. Yeah, I'm also dealing with a beast

You got the black hole in there. Yeah, so you know, yeah, desperate times call for desperate measures

I'd say yeah, you know, there's a lot that you can go through as a man and like having a pretty banged up butt

There's one of them. Oh, yeah, well that's a given I think in this world. Absolutely life taxes and a banged up anus

Couldn't have said about it myself exactly. I was pretty goddamn fucking good. No, it's pretty goddamn fucking good

Yeah

Yeah, yeah, all right. So how to go? Yeah, I mean it was it was cool

I mean for people who don't know a bidet basically like it

It sprays water at your asshole. Yeah to clean it. Mm-hmm because there is that thing

It's like yo if you got shit on your hand

Would you use toilet paper just to wipe it off and be like oh, I'm chilling now

Or would you get some water, you know, so that's the idea behind a bidet is that you know is that really the

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