Adam hit it.

Adam Curry, John C. DeVore.

It's Sunday, March 15, 2026.

It's your award-winning Cubonation Media Assassination, Episode 1851.

This is no agenda.

Sniff in the sleeper cells.

And broadcasting live from the heart of the Texas Hill Country here in FEMA region number six in the morning, everybody.

I'm Adam Curry. And coming to you from the Pacific Northwest where only tourists use umbrellas I'm Mimi Smith DeVorek

So I wonder how much longer John's going to be out.

We might have to actually change the jingle.

I mean, people are complaining.

Like, you still got John's name in the credits, although I'm pretty sure I put your name in.

But, okay.

John's probably going to get out of the hospital this week.

So he's well on his way to recovering it at Jane Renan's house.

So we're hoping that he's back sooner than later.

Well, I received a phone call on Friday from John, from the hospital.

I was like, what?

And here's the thing.

From Sutter Health. So, no, it's a, it's a 415 number. I'm like, oh, that's some Google scammer.

Because, of course, I don't have John's actual cell phone number. No, why would I have that after 18 years?

So he goes to voicemail.

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