185: The R.I.O.T.

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Leisure, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2019

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The R.I.O.T." Also known as "Wrist Control: The Musical."

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0:00.0	Scoop up your pudding's perfect partner with Maccase Real Day-Eye Scream,
0:04.5	made with fresh milk and cream, using their own wind and solar power.
0:08.9	Traditional honeycomb, strawberry swirl.
0:12.0	All these are resistible flavors leave me with one question.
0:15.6	Do I have one scoop or two?
0:18.4	All of Maccase Real Day-Eye Scream is made on the family farm in Scotland
0:22.9	and available nationwide at a supermarket near you.
0:26.1	Mmm Maccase, making simple, delicious.
0:29.7	You sure are good at paperwork.
0:36.9	Nobody paperwork's like you, cut.
0:38.8	I mean Vinny, wink.
0:40.8	Man, you can sing, you can do martial arts, you can act, and you probably should write
0:45.8	the next great American novel.
0:48.5	Character, not person, who's my boss?
0:52.0	You wrote these words for me to sing?
0:54.5	Banana, pajama, pajama, banana.
0:57.4	Stop it.
0:58.4	No, you stop it.
0:59.5	I'm auto dictated.
1:00.5	I heard a rumor, your dick was so huge, but you don't use it because Jesus...
1:05.2	Ha ha ha ha ha.
1:07.4	Not awful.
	...

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