Okay, folks, you are listening to the latest and greatest, I hope, episode of

Life on Planet Porky, with myself, the Porkmeister, and of course, the rocker chick writer,

Extraordinaire, Ms. Leslie Ann Jones, and Leslie Ann, I have to say to you, welcome to Freedom Day.

As we're recording, we're free again.

Or are we?

Well, we're not really, are we?

Nothing's changed.

You know, what can you do?

You can have a few mates in your garden.

You can, I don't know, have a picnic in the park.

Yeah, okay, we're not in lockdown anymore.

But other than that, what really has changed?

They're still saying work from home if you can.

Stay within your own area.

Don't go driving long distance or anything like that.

So we're kind of still partially locked down,

is my understanding. Yeah. I was out at about six this morning and I did notice a great

deal more activity on the streets at that time in the morning than I've been witnessing,

you know, the past few weeks. It seemed to be more people heading to the station or cars on the

road. But for instance, as you quite rightly say, freedom, I haven't been to

see my sister in Bournemouth for over a year, and I normally go every few months, you know,

and I still can't go because you're not allowed to stay overnight in another household.

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