You ready to break this shit down?

Yeah.

Do you want to blow this shit out?

I just...

Are we going to blow...

You know what I ought to do?

Rip the roof off this motherfucker!

Booge, booge! All right, Cudlas, here's the deal.

Oh, I know what you guys are already thinking.

Oh, boy, I don't recognize that voice.

What's happening to my show?

Don't worry about it. You're going to get plenty of Greg and Dave this week. It's a clip show.

I am not going to name myself right now for fear of my own personal safety. I'll let Greg and Dave name me a later date if they choose to.

Let's just call me Cuddles the Clown.

And if you've got enough free time to try to figure out who I am,

who am I kidding, who am I talking to right now,

if you do end up figuring out who I am and you don't

already personally know me, I'll give you a prize. Anyways, we've got a lot of good stuff for you this

week, a lot of deep cuts from Dave and Greg, a lot of stuff that's made me laugh over the years

that necessarily hasn't carried forward into canon.

We'll start it off with a little bit from Pat and Oswald.

It's his birthday this week.

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