185: 10 Hour Flight In Middle Seat W/ Fastest Free Internet vs First Class W/ No Entertainment | SquADD Cast Versus | All

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All Def

Improv, Comedy

5 • 780 Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.

Special Guest
Kali Scott
Chinedu Unaka

This Week We Discuss
10 Hour Flight In Middle Seat W/ Fastest Free Internet vs First Class W/ No Entertainment
One Million Dollars Now vs One Special Power Of Your Choice
Never Pay For Clothes Again vs Never Pay For Shoes Again

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Transcript

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0:00.0	The worker that show up late and still want that time to breathe.
0:03.0	Like, the meeting started.
0:06.5	I want you to change your profile pick on zone, too.
0:10.2	You can't have a pre-child picture.
0:15.1	That was before you was a mama.
0:16.7	So go ahead and change that picture.
0:19.0	I could do whatever I want to do.
0:39.1	Uh-huh. Okay. She still looked at the same. If I want to use a picture from when I was six years old as my pro-comic, I can because it was me, okay? It wasn't not me. It wasn't. What am I advertising that I'm still me? No. You're advertising that you still do the same stuff, man.
0:41.3	You know that you got married and your mom and now you don't do the same stuff.
0:43.7	Yeah, you don't smell that much.
0:44.6	What do you mean?
0:45.5	It's a picture of me.
0:47.2	It's just me.
0:47.9	It don't matter, man.
0:48.9	It don't matter.
0:49.5	That picture looks like a woman
0:51.2	who would get on top at the crazy night
0:53.3	or drinking.
0:54.1	We both know.
0:55.0	No, because I didn't do it back then. And I'm, no. Hey, yo. I didn't do it back then. So what's the difference? Man, you didn't get on top back then? No, I was a pillow princess, babe. Oh, my God. The worst. Yes, high five, Callie. and five.
1:10.0	Callie ain't no fucking pillow princess.
1:11.7	Kelly, a dog in the bed.
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