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The Joe Rogan Experience

#1843 - Paul Virzi

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2022

⏱️ 184 minutes

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Paul Virzi is a stand-up comedian, host of "The Virzi Effect" podcast, and co-host of the "Anything Better?" podcast with Bill Burr. His latest special, "Nocturnal Admissions" is now available on Netflix. www.paulvirzi.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Joe Rogan

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Experience Train by Day, Joe Rogan, all day. Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day. What the fuck?

0:18.0

What the fuck? Tell me the UFO story.

0:20.0

All right.

0:22.0

Well first I'm going to tell you about my dad real quick. My dad is

0:28.0

Sicilian to the fuck he born and raised Bronx okay grew up in the 1960s in the Bronx, always has to dress nice, you know, very

0:38.2

materialistic. A man needs a watch, a man needs shoes, okay? Me and my brother were in the car one time. My father would do this

0:45.7

shit. We were young, he shouldn't have, but he would be like, he would be like, look at that, you see that?

0:50.3

It's a fucking disgrace. He'd be like, that's a man in a Honda.

0:54.0

And he'd be like, there's kids in that fucking car like that.

0:57.3

Wow.

0:58.3

1982 Jaguar XJ6 black white leather dressed to the nine's you know everybody's crazy but him

1:06.0

fucked him crazy you're fucking great so it tells me my brother a story to this day

1:11.2

the story is not changing he told me he wish he never saw what he saw.

1:14.5

1973, my mother is pregnant with my older brother Christian.

1:19.2

He's five years older than me.

1:20.9

Okay, so she's pregnant with them. They're outside in

1:23.4

yankers. There's a little grass lot and my aunt grandmother and mother are out

1:28.0

there and they're screaming, Tommy, you gotta come out here, you gotta come out here.

1:30.8

So the way my father tells this story he goes I'm watching TV what the

1:33.5

fuck you know I why don't want to be bothered because I go outside and he said Paul he said

1:38.0

sitting where I could throw a rock or shoot my gun at it there is a fucking and the way he sees he said flying saucer which is

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