It's Monday, it's October 10th, and the word of the day is sprays atura, which means graceful

performance without apparent effort, used in a sentence, as podcasters, we aim for

sprays atura, but then we say sprays atura, and that ruins the sprays atura, fuck.

Yeah, yeah. Folks, the only reason the effort isn't apparent is that we added all the effort

out that we can. Said like two men who check the spelling in their notes, can I just

spell it? Fair enough, yeah. I'm just gonna spell it. I have no illusions.

Ah, me, Leibhaz, Nick. Ah, me, Ethan, right. Broadcasting Delayed. From America's Far

Center, we are the Skeptocrats. Oh, this week's episode, far leftist and marijuana crusader,

Joe Biden, right? Herschel Walker will make it most of the way through this intro without a new

scandal breaking. And he just said, I'm DB Cooper. But first, the rest of the intro music.

Joining me for headlines tonight are my fellow Skeptocrats, no illusions in Eli Bosnick.

Gentlemen, let's start by talking about election day. It's coming right up. I already voted by

mail. Super easy. Didn't even need a stamp. But I feel like some people aren't very excited by,

you know, voting against the very concept of evil because, you know, it's voting against. So,

any candidates, you guys are excited about voting for. But I get to vote for Stacey Abrams.

I feel like I'm cheating at this question. Stacey, hey, I'm sorry, I need to throw off the podcast.

Are you guys talking about 2024? I don't think there is an election with you.

Shut up with the president. Don't you get to vote for Bob Menendez's kid?

I do. Yeah. Cool. Fun times. Just do it anyway. Okay.

Quick reminder on that subject. Control of the House and Senate are both up for grabs. So,

if you're able to afford the money for a donation or the time for some volunteering,

I'm going to give you a quick handful of candidates to consider doing that for in terms of the US

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