Alright kids, zoo day.

Yeah, no, I'm excited to slowly walk a half marathon instead of watch the Masters.

Let's go check out the Flamingos.

Stop acting about dipping dots. We're not getting the dipping dots.

My parents didn't let me have them, so you can't either.

I want to see something cool too, but it's not the animal sleep.

Okay, the polar bear sleeping.

Or he might be dead.

I mean, it's definitely warmer in Omaha Nebraska probably should have left him up in

apart you want to see a real wild animal kids look at that guy with the ponytail

where his kids he doesn't care tell you what he's not drinking fresh squeezed

lemonade hey don't leave stop leaning over the rail stop you know what go for it

kids if you want to have Harambe volume 2 on your conscience what's the

chimp doing I don't know. What he's doing?

I think he says an itch down there.

Maybe the mama chimp doesn't give him enough attention.

Maybe that's why he's so itchy.

How's it go, man? All four your kids?

I tell you the real endangered species is dad's enjoying a Saturday afternoon at home.

What, honey?

New parent things, man.

Thomas isn't old enough to go to the zoo yet.

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