All right, class, if you would please open your players' handbooks and turn to...

Matt Keel, are you listening to Music in Class?

No, Josh Reistead. I'm listening to our podcast, Detention of the Dragons, a show about running Dungeons the Dragons at school with students.

Ah, an amazing yet family-friendly podcast that is now part of the Block Party podcast network? Seems pretty niche,

right? Well, Josh, non-teacher listeners might learn some educator jargon like Marzano or

learning targets, but as professional teachers, the goal of our podcast is to make D&D accessible,

understandable, and fun for teacher DMs, new players, and new DMs.

And there are some topics in there that season players would like as well, such as wacky

homebrewed items and holiday-themed plot hooks.

Is it funny?

If you consider dad jokes, ponies with training unicorn horns, and homebrewed potions that

turn you into Stefan Rekyll from from family matters as jokes, then yes.

Oh, and voices, Matt, are there character voices? Josh, you know you do the voices.

Well, man, I totally do. We got like so many characters here. We got everything from like

goblins to orcs to old smelly. That sounds great, Josh. That sounds great.

Anyway, join us every Monday for a brand new lesson.

You can find us on iTunes, Google Play, or wherever you download podcasts.

Now, Josh, can we end this promo and go play some Dungeons the Dragons?

Yes, Matt. Class is dismissed. Welcome back to the Dungeon Master's Block, the place where we come to talk about the

dungeon master, the most important person in the game, the only person capable of playing

God, killing characters, and lowering the egos of everyone else at the table.

I'm one of your host, DM Neal, aka Jop Maria. And I'm

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