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183: Your Mom & Dad: Bachelor in Paradise Recap - Hot Mics, High Goldens, & Hellish Bird Costumes (Episode 5)

Your Mom & Dad

Audioboom Studios

Tv & Film, Tv Reviews, Comedy

4.723.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2025

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Well, that was one of the weirdest things we’ve ever seen…and we think we loved it?? Family, today Your Mom and Dad recap episode 5 of Bachelor in Paradise season 10! They discuss the continuation of Dale getting away with everything, Gary and Nancy getting high, the men getting freaky as birds, Jeremy getting caught on a hot mic, Parisa getting confused by Brian’s BIP VIP behavior, Allyshia getting the men to turn their heads, Jill getting over BIP, and much more!

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0:34.5

Your mom and dad.

0:52.0

You mom and dad Well, welcome home family

0:58.3

It's your mom and dad

1:01.3

And

1:02.6

Do you find this attractive?

1:06.8

Is this hot?

1:09.6

Does that

1:10.1

Evan, I was going to say, your pigeon. Yeah, sorry. So I think you're going to be like, co-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-pru-prud. Why did no one? I have a question. When they were doing the birds of paradise, the mating calls, the mating dances, why did everyone kind of do a similar bird sound you know what i'm saying like i mean granted it was kind of in the crow range which you know i love it was in the cranes no one it was in the crow range uh no one dressed up like a crow which was offensive to me yes um But everyone was kind of doing a crow sound?

1:44.4

Why was no one, why was no one doing like a morning dove? Why was no one doing a pigeon? Also, yeah, you're absolutely right. No one was doing kind of like, there was no variety. There was no dirty birds. You know what I mean? There was no like just your kind of average. It was just their calling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was all like, it was all like beautiful.

1:41.7

But at the same time, you know, everyone looked kind of the same.

2:04.6

Like there wasn't a lot of variety.

2:06.6

It was a little bit like everyone, it was like there was one glitter package.

2:09.6

Red was the only color you could use and then they had like a little bit of hair gel.

2:14.6

I'm just saying there's such a vast amount of aviary experiences out there.

2:21.0

You know, you're telling me that I have the opportunity to do some sort of mating ritual.

2:26.7

And I'm going to only choose from a kind of certain variety of bird energy going on. No,

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