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The Basement Yard

#183 - We're Afraid To Get Old

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2019

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, Danny and I discuss getting old, head transplants and donating kidneys to our best friends. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard.

0:02.0

Me and Danny hanging out today. How you doing?

0:04.0

What's up? No, my mic was like dancing a little bit, so I got a little afraid.

0:07.0

What do you mean?

0:08.0

Oh.

0:09.0

You ever ever been in restaurants and you'd have that like chair?

0:13.0

Would you go through the rest of the dinner with a chair that wobbled?

0:16.0

Or would you ask them like, oh, can you put a deck of cards in here?

0:20.0

You have matches.

0:22.0

I don't know. I don't think I've ever been in one of those chairs in a restaurant.

0:27.0

You'd never been in a wiggly chair or had a wiggly table?

0:30.0

I've had wiggles everywhere, but I haven't like in a restaurant.

0:34.0

Yeah.

0:35.0

I think they take care of their wiggles.

0:36.0

I've been like at home, like at my mom's.

0:38.0

There was like some wiggly shit.

0:39.0

Or we had some shit that would come apart at the seams.

0:42.0

You know what I'm saying?

0:43.0

You could shake your butt a little bit and you would feel it like most.

0:45.0

It's rocking back and forth.

0:47.0

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:48.0

Lead has numerous chairs like that in his apartment.

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