Hey, Papa here. It's Papa John and you're listening to the H3 podcast. Go eat it. Go eat it.

Welcome everybody to the first episode of the H3 Quarantine Experience.

Me and Elyra are locked securely in our apocalypse bunker here. We had Dan

slave away to build us this beautiful home studio to shoot the podcast because

the show must go on. Show must go on. Was that a song? What song is that?

It's a favorite song. The show? Well, I didn't recognize it.

Show is going. Keep going. Yeah. Oh, I get it. I don't know why it's in a ring above for me.

It's because I'm awful. No, Dan did a wonderful job coming here and putting this together.

You know, we weren't planning on doing this. We wanted to do our social distancing.

Unfortunately, we had Bert Kreischer who I love. His new special is out. He was coming to promote

that, which is on Netflix. Yeah. But that's promoted anyway. Yeah, that's what I'm kind of doing.

What it's called like a big boy or some shit. What's it called? I'll look it up.

That's not right. It's just, I mean, just type Bert Kreischer on Netflix. You know, it's

probably on your homepage anyway. But I is very much looking forward to that. I mean, he's

one of the greatest guests, funny as guy. But we had to say it was just getting too crazy out there.

It's so crazy. And it's only getting crazy every day. Yeah. Everything's closing.

Yeah. It's, it's, you know, and I figure there's so many people at home right now.

Now the time to work is now the time to entertain work. Yeah. We must entertain the people.

We must keep morale high. That is our duty to society. Keep the morale high or in some cases,

keep the morale low, which I also have that effect on people as well. How do you feel about

flatten the curve podcast? Flatten the curve. Yeah. You want to rename it that?

Yeah. Well, I like it. Yeah. It's catchy. Flatten the curve, baby. So, um, oh, today's episode

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