Okay, folks, welcome to the latest episode, the latest chapter, the latest significant development

here on Planet Porky with myself, the Porkmeister, and of course, the rock chick writer extraordinaire.

Ms. Lesley-Anne Jones, Ms. Jones, how are you with this fine day?

Yeah, holding it together, Michael. How are you, day?

Yeah, very good indeed, thank you. And, you know, before we get going, by the way, I've got to say a really big thanks to everybody who's, you know, continually in touch with us about what we're doing here on the planet.

And in particular, a couple of weeks ago, we did the one about protecting women and all

that. And that's had a real strong pickup. I was invited onto a TV show to talk about it and all that

kind of stuff. So I'm well pleased that people are getting something out of it, if you see what I mean.

So have you progressed the idea in terms

of practicalities, how you would make it work, what kind of database you would need, how people would

sign up, for example? No, I've not got that far, but I've generally hope that I've, you know,

awakened a feeling inside all men that there's a lot more we can do to help women in society since the, you know, the terrible killing of Sarah, was it Everard?

I'm sorry, I keep forgetting the name.

Sarah Everett, yes.

That's right.

And, you know, you see everywhere now much greater awareness and that can only be a good thing.

Yeah, I agree. It's. I still feel a lot of

people are blinkered as to how we feel as women. I was talking to a removal company yesterday because

I'm about to move house. And there's a little bit of juggling needs to go on because on the day,

or the days in question, there's only me. And juggling needs to go on because on the day or the days in question,

there's only me. And I'm required to be in two places at once. And they've said, well,

why don't you give the keys to our guys and they can be getting on with unloading? And I said,

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