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I've been there all day. Yeah, baby. Stuck in here, let me out. I think it's really hard to

meet someone where you have both physical and emotional chemistry. And I want to meet someone

I want to talk to you after I have sex. And that's so hard. How about you try talking to them first?

That's a really pro tip.

All right, so I took my dog for a walk and I live in the same neighborhood as the girl

I as Alexa. And so like, you know, I try to like leave her side of the neighborhood,

like alone or whatever, but I was like, yeah, it's like custody rights, you know, like, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that. I'm like, you get the east side, I get to West side. And then

to stay on your side of the con Berlin. I know I was walking my dog though,

and her like neighbor flagged me down like her actual like next door neighbor. Just some of

her there's her actual next door neighbor. Oh shit. Okay, flagged me down. And she's like,

hey, Mike, it's been a few weeks since I've seen you. Is everything okay?

And I was like, we stopped dating. And she's like, my dog died. What point does this story get

funny? It doesn't. And so like, I felt weird. So I said and talked with her for a while.

And then I gave her a hug. And I was like, don't forget to tell her. She'll never do better.

And then I walked off. Thank you for tuning into horror version. I'm Pete. I'm Mikey. And I'm

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