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183. I'm Dreaming Me

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8734 Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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0:00.0

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0:02.0

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0:22.6

Now you can do that, do that with the all new acrobat.

0:25.6

It's time to do your best work with your new Adobe Acrobat Studio.

0:29.6

Runk.

0:32.6

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

1:02.8

Hello. Hello. Hello, and welcome to Lifeline episode. It is Sunday, October 26th. And also, happy birthday.

1:07.6

Shout out to my boy Keith Urban, who just got deed up from the feet up. You know what I'm saying?

2:01.6

No, they don't. They don't know. He got divorced. So he got deed up. And Pat Say-Jack, who I thought was dead for sure, but he's not. Woo! Pat-say-Jack? Pat-say-ya-j-jack. No, don't make it worse. Made it better. Go back to Keith Urban real quick. He is a mannequin. He looks actually not human. He's all right, but he's had so much work done. I mean, look at the two of them. Really? Look at the two of them, dude. Just non-people. Wow, that's crazy. It doesn't make them look young, like I was saying before, just makes them look not old. I wouldn't even agree with that. It makes, it's just not naturally old. You just look like you've been in an accident and they reconstructed you. You know, that's what they say. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, back to the important stuff, which is to, I'm gonna be a Midland and Waco, Texas. Oh, wait, no. I guess I'll be done with that by the time you hear this. I'll be in Syracuse and Buffalo, New York, Hamilton, Ontario, Chicago, Illinois, Kansas City, Missouri, and New Year's Eve in San Antonio. Go to Chrissley.com, get tickets. Jacksonville, Florida, too, you forgot. Yeah, no, I didn't forget any. I purposely. Yeah, go to Jacksonville, Florida, too.

2:17.8

Obviously, Florida, too, you forgot. Yeah, no, I didn't forget any at purposely. Yeah,

2:18.1

go to

2:18.3

Jacksonville,

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Florida too.

2:20.5

Obviously,

2:21.2

subscribe to our

2:22.2

Patreon.

2:22.7

Patreon.

2:22.9

com slash

2:23.5

Lifeline luxury.

2:24.5

There's,

2:25.1

I mean,

2:34.7

I don't know. There's a lot episodes up there now, plus two full live shows and of course subscribe on youtube because youtube likes to keep us in jail because we're prisoners

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