The Incomparable Number 183, February 2014.

There is unrest in the Incomparable panel. The host of the show has declared his intention

to make them watch the Star Wars prequels. A separatist movement, under the leadership

of the mysterious Count Syracusa, has insisted that it's quite difficult to watch the prequels in one sitting.

Understanding that watching the prequels is a critical issue, the host of the incomparable, has enlisted an army of panelists to watch Star Wars Episode 2, Attack of the Clones.

Those panelists are Dan Moran,

Monty Ashley, John Syracusa, Serenity Caldwell, and Steve Lutz. Okay, I want to paint a little word picture for you guys, because I want to take you back to when I met my wife,

and the thing that made her fall in love with me is I said to her,

you know, I don't like sand.

Here, everything soft and smooth.

Unlike me.

What a line.

What?

That is like one of the greatest lines ever.

You have to couple it with a caress, Jason.

That's the key.

Well, I did.

I did at the time. And the amazing thing is, it totally works. That is just the greatest line in the history of romance. I mean, you get to

see all the women in the audience here swooning by that point, aren't they saying, oh, when he

would say, that's soft like you. And I expected her to shrink from his touch and are to run screaming away, but no, she's like, this is such a turn on.

Okay, let's ask, let's ask our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our

feelings about sand.

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