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183: Filet-o-Fish (w/Billy Scafuri!)

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.95.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2015

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Friend and comedian Billy Scafuri joins us to discuss McDonalds, semen, and fighting.
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0:00.0

This is a head gum podcast.

0:31.0

Yes, let that last note hang Matt do let it ring Matt Bogdenow

0:37.3

Is the guy who wrote it Billy Skiffurie is the guy who is in our in our studio Bogdenow just wailed yeah

0:45.2

You think you did that in a studio. I think Bogdenow on the podcast you haven't yet get out of here

0:50.7

Just call me Billy Bogdenow for the rest of the episode cool. Did I pronounce your last incorrectly?

0:56.0

Skiffurie. Yep hard you Yuri. Skiffurie. Yep. Skiffurie. Let's all say it together. Skiffurie. Perfect. Thanks.

1:05.8

Scavolding. That's right. William Skiffoldy. You do come from a scaffolding empire. Is that right? Yeah, and whatever empire you come from you were named for.

1:14.6

Yeah, for example my empire was the Blumenfeld the orange, German, the flower field. Wow. Interesting. That sounds like a cocaine empire. Yes, it was our cocaine.

1:26.7

I was going to say I'm also a butterfly. Yeah. Why would you say that?

1:34.7

Not why are you that? Why would you say that right now?

1:39.1

Billy you're a comedian. Yes. You're also the host of the fantasy football podcast on our head gum network. Two for two on me.

1:46.0

What else have you done? How else would our fans know you? Or not know you?

1:51.1

I imagine that many of them don't know me. It's a big world out there. But for those who do it's probably through Harvard Sailing team. My sketch comedy team. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was a big one. Yeah, we've been together for like 11 years.

2:02.6

And we've kind of performed a college and stuff and online and all that nonsense. One of the rare internet teams that predates, Jake and me. Really? Yeah, I think so. How old are you guys? I am 41. Okay.

2:14.0

Thank you. Nine. Okay. This is going to be a complicated question to figure out. But Harvard Sailing team just turned 11. That's definitely old for a comedy team. Everyone breaks up after five years.

2:24.8

About five years ago, we did a sketch in New York where we were an audience. We played an audience animalist at the edge concert who didn't know the words to our songs. But they were still kind of into it.

2:33.6

To celebrate Harvard Sailing team's 11th anniversary. We're going to a Melissa Etheridge concert at Marango this Saturday. Wow. Wait. Wait.

2:40.0

So you guys all still hang out together. Oh, we're still best friends. Yeah. Casino Marango. Never been there before. But we're going to see Etheridge. We're buying the t-shirt.

2:48.8

Nine Etheridge t-shirts clumped. Where's Casino Marango? It's like in your Palm Springs, right? I don't know. Yeah. I mean, you always try to ask Marango to get to Vegas. Yeah.

2:58.1

But we're going to go to this kind of second rate motel to see first rate Melissa Etheridge. We won't know her words. Just like the sketch we did.

3:04.5

The only one. And also come to my window that we're like bass voice Melissa Etheridge. Yeah. That lower octave. Oh, it's great. But then it's great songs. But yeah, that's about a concert. It's like 25 songs. Right. It's like going to a. I think a couple years ago, I went to a lit concert. And that's nice. I can feel like my own worst enemy. Yeah. I'm like the other one that they have. My own worst nightmare. Come. You know that one. You make me complete. Yeah. You make me complete.

3:33.9

Yeah. Great lyrics. But that they do only have those two songs. Every song should do a band sharing program with other songs where they play their hits. And then the hits of other like bands. Right.

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