Cash Daddies is for entertainment

for entertainment purposes only.

You'd be an idiot to listen to anything, these degenerates say.

Invest at your own risk, do research, but seriously don't listen to these ass clowns.

Now enjoy Cash Daddies.

Welcome to Cash Daddies.

We're Bank and Fetties, the non-financial advice business podcast where we give you financial advice that we don't think you should listen to.

Maybe you should, but don't do us if it doesn't go well.

That's the whole point of this.

Don't, don't, don't.

But is that financial advice in and of itself saying don't listen to us? That feels like financial advice. Okay. Well, I'm in a corner right now. I'm just trying to say, like, do it on your own. Like, make your own decisions. Be a grown-up. Stop being an idiot. That's my point. You sound like my grandma. Don't, yeah. We're basically Johnny's grandma. Guys, welcome. Howie? How are you? How are you, Dewey from New York? How are you, buddy? Good, good. Try not to catch COVID for the fifth time. Unbelievable. And then- Why is it going around again? And from what I'm hearing, this fucking strange sucks. Oh, really? I see, I, my girl has it.

It's like a little cold or something. I heard it wasn't that bad. I'm hearing it. It's more contagious, but it's not, apparently it's not. The whole thing is stupid. The whole thing is done. Look, I don't want to catch it again. I've had it four times. That's crazy. I know, dude. You know, you need a thousand more boosters, Howie.

That's what I think will save you i think you drops 20 every 20% every time i get it i get

i can't forget shit you can't forget shit oh that's that's amazing that's the word what if

you couldn't forget shit and you just constantly are remembering shit constantly remember

anything you recognize every uber eats delivery driver. You know, you're like, oh, yeah, you delivered in 2015. I love you. Wow. That would be annoying. And then joining the super spreader himself, Johnny Woodard. It wasn't me. I didn't spread. I didn't have it. I thought your girlfriend has it. She has it. I don't spread it. She's the super spreader himself Johnny Woodard. It wasn't me. I didn't spread. I didn't have it. I thought

your girlfriend has it. She has it. I don't spread it. She's the super spreader. Who do you think gave it to her? Well, when I was in North Carolina, she was hanging out with all her drunk girlfriends, and I'm sure it's one of those bedpuffs. She's in the other room. So I'm sure was one of them.

Anytime the girls start going out

getting drinking,

somebody always comes back with something. Johnny, can I ask you a question? Because you have a girlfriend that's super young. Would you, does your girlfriend get super? That's not super young. Johnny, was she 17, Johnny? Okay. She's not. Johnny, let me ask you something, Johnny.

Does your girlfriend get super dressed up to go out with the girls?

Not really, no, she's not one of those people. No, no, no, no. You have to approve her outfit? Are you like? No, I don't care about that. But no, it's never anything that I would, like, feel weird about.

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