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Hello and welcome to Crime and Sports. Yeah, hey, hey, oh my goodness, you have no idea how tenuous this episode is.

It was how precariously this is hung by a by a thread. We are officially starting hitting record here and starting at 12.27 a.m. So you're going to get punchy James and Jimmy today is what you're going to get punchy crime and sports. I don't know whether be angry or thankful. It's travel disasters, but we're getting an episode out. We don't care. No, thank you guys so much. Thanks for everything you've done for us this week. First of all, if you haven't done it yet, all the people who have done it. Thank you for your reviews on Apple Pie.

You're amazing. They really, really help a lot. We don't know why we have no idea what but for some reason those reviews help a lot. Give us five stars. Doesn't matter what you say. Say, you know, they made us do this for following instructions. Doesn't matter. It's just it's not for our egos. It's for business purposes. I think you can do it on stitch or two. So if you listen on stitch or do it there, wherever you can review review it helps a lot. Also go to shut up and give me murder dot com for everything. Crime and sports and small town murder related. And if you're not listening to small town murder. How strong are you? You're missing a boat.

Here like a it's a beautiful boat with lots of good food on it and stuff going on. It's a it's a fun boat. And you're just like, nah, I'm gonna sit here. It's a kind of rotting dock. Yeah, I don't feel like it. It's a you're missing a party. Damn it. Get on that. Go listen to small town murder right now. But not actually when you're done with this episode though.

Because this is one of the craziest episodes. Right. It's it's a wild harrowing tale of insanity. Death defying does not even start to begin to tell you about this.

Well, that'll keep me awake. Oh, it's you're going to be awake through this. Both of us. It's going to be awake just through the through the story itself.

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Also tickets to the one live show that's for sale right now. By the way, we're supposed to be this week getting our slate of 2020 shows.

Also, we'll be able to announce to you very soon in the next couple of weeks. But the one show April 8th at Zany's in Nashville,

Crime and Sports Live still has I think there's like 20 tickets left. So get your tickets right now. And let's get that thing sold out.

Everything else all the small town murders are sold out for the rest of the year. You guys are awesome. Thank you for everything you do.

And if you've heard if you went on social media and heard any of the people who went to the Phoenix show,

the Crime and Sports Live is insane. It's a blast. You want to be there. You want to be it's crime and sports with the you turned to 10 and then the

knob broke off like an old radio set break off the knob. And that's like a shitty like a shitty old radio station. Look at family guy. They would do that.

I'm not going to turn up and break the knob off. Yeah, I'm a T-Shitty.

GZ. W-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-A-U. Yeah, this morning, we're turning up and break the knob off.

W-Z-M. One of those. Imagine if we had to do that. Imagine if we had to do like a goofy movie.

That would be this tired. Except we'd have to not say fuck that. That'd be a problem. I don't know how those people do that.

I don't know either. But also if you want to be one of our producers, you can do that very easily.

One of the people who we gush about at the end of the show. You must have been doing that.

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