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The Cryptonaut Podcast

#182: Zimbabwe Goblin Mania Part 1: A Terrible Toll

The Cryptonaut Podcast

Marc Storrs

Lovelandfrogmen, Paranormalphenomenon, Monster, Conspiracies, Society & Culture, Cryptid, Theoccult, Cryptozoology, Unsolvedmysteries, Comedy, Ufology, Podcast

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

In the second decade of the 21st Century a paranormal epidemic culled straight out of the Dark Ages burst forth in a series of sensational newspaper articles which reported that the citizens of the Republic of Zimbabwe were under a vicious and sustained assault by a malevolent and sexually voracious race of mystical, tiny humanoids known the world over as goblins.

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0:30.0

Hello, welcome to Crypto.net Podcast. I am Mark Stores with me as always is.

0:40.1

God, Chris, ground up. And Rob Barfey.

0:42.8

I'm done pounding. This is the second time we're going to attempt this. I fucked up the

0:46.2

first time. Don't judge me. Hey, no, it's judging you. It's a learning curve. Do you want

0:50.2

me to pow? No. Okay. I think you did it right up. Chris is teaching Mark to engineer

0:55.0

and you know what? Sometimes you don't have a new tech. It's a new tech. No one here

0:59.8

is angry. We're all happy that we're learning together. Sometimes you miss the button.

1:05.5

And you just, I don't know. All right. Look, to be fair, I missed the button.

1:17.1

Hey, we only got like a page in, you know, we find out after the fact that would have

1:24.2

been sad. Yeah. So thankfully, I thankfully, I was aware enough to look at it and go, Oh,

1:30.6

sure. Yes. Yeah. It's been like, I'm looking at the time. I'm like, that's a long 10 minutes.

1:34.9

I mean, it was pot gold. Don't get me wrong. Oh, yeah. Well, like the best 10 minutes we've

1:38.9

ever recorded. It could have been. Well, pot silver. Yeah. Maybe pot bronze. You know,

1:44.6

I, you know, it was probably mid pewter and probably like cubic seconias were inside

1:48.9

in it. Nothing really that great. But I wanted to ask you. Now we're doing it again.

1:54.0

We are. And we're going to, we're starting off a Patreon. That's what we're doing.

1:56.6

Absolutely. Patreon.com slash krypton.com podcast. Thank you all so very much for your continued

2:01.0

monthly contributions. God bless you, everyone. Let's do this again. We're going to begin

2:05.7

with Mr. John. As well. Thank you, John. Damien Zuckarelli. Yeah. Damien Zuckarelli. Oh, yeah.

2:13.6

No, I love it. Oh, man meets grease too. Yeah, phenomenal. Oh, yeah. Danielle Bailey.

2:20.0

Danielle. Thank you so much. Dakota. Oh, wow. That's beautiful. Dakota. Dakota. Now,

2:27.2

I'm saying wrong. Let's put go to Dakota. McGill. Thank you so much. Dakota. There was an

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