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Hi, everybody. Welcome to a very special episode of Am I the Asshole podcast. I'm joined today by a very special guest. You know her from Comedy Central. Showtime, Fox, the Comedy Store, skipping fourth grade. Lara Bites. Welcome to the program. That's right. Thank you so much for having me. I'd prefer that people always say skipped fourth grade first. That is the thing I'm

most proud of in my life, but that's fine. Was that weird being an early, or like, because you

were young, right, for your grade then was that a yeah um i was like

i was really tall so i was just like a better size in my new grade because i was like a big

kid i was like the biggest kid of my class interesting are you tall now no it's such bullshit

it was just your head yeah i stopped being tall as soon as it was like pretty to be tall.

I was just tall for the part where it's like bad to be tall.

Yeah, I was just like a really big kid.

Yeah.

Now, and now you're a.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. I was actually going to say, so Bites is kind of...

Because like, I think this is like 90s slang. Like, oh, that bites is a bad thing. Did you get any flack on that note?

Yeah, thank you for noticing that. It was horrible.

I'm sorry.

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