182: Will Sam score at Soccer Aid?! (Spoiler: No)

Staying Relevant

Reality Tv, Funny, Towie, Dogs, Made In Chelsea, Strictly, Celebrity, London, Pete Wicks, Dog, Strictly Come Dancing, I'm A Celebrity, Comedy, Social Media, Sam Thompson

4.9 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

This week, Pete’s favourite season is officially back... Love Island season. With the new line-up revealed, the boys waste no time picking the islanders they’ll be backing, with absolutely no knowledge at all on any of them.

The heatwave also sparks a very important debate: if temperatures hit a certain level, should the team be allowed to refuse to come into work? Pete and Sam reveal exactly what kind of bosses they’d be when if faced with a workplace rebellion. Plus, with Sam rubbing shoulders with some famous faces at Soccer Aid, Danny Dyer's comes up as his return in Rivals sparks a debate: has he officially entered his s*x symbol era? The boys weigh in...

And of course, a rogue question thrown in for good measure: if you could be any Avenger, who are you choosing?

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00:00 Intro

01:17 Sam's shaving disaster

04:21 Heatwave work rules

09:56 Good Morning Britain appearance

12:05 Love Island starts tonight!!

17:40 What would be our Love Island intro?!

22:24 How is Pete's For Dogs Sake filming going?

27:57 Will Sam 100% score a goal at soccer aid?

33:51 What Avenger we would be

37:01 Our Bank holiday weekend stories

40:55 Could we land a plane?

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0:00.0	959 everybody a new record welcome to staying relevant a podcast hosted by two best friends with two moose knuckles
0:09.5	and we are going to have quite the dalliance so this is staying relevant with pete sam just so everyone
0:17.6	is aware uh there this episode will contain swearing.
0:21.2	If you don't like it, go for yourself.
0:22.5	This is the main episode. So that means it's Monday when this comes out audibly, but you can watch it on Josh and Kirr's YouTube channel from 5pm on Wednesday. And then we'll be doing a bonus episode, which comes out Thursday, audibly. But you can watch that from Sunday at 5pm on Josh and Kira's YouTube channel, which means you can catch us on a
0:36.5	Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Sunday.
0:39.9	As I've been getting into it, a little bit of asthma for you. Oh, on a hot day as well. That is going to trickle down that gullets. Really nice. Make sure you rate review, do all of that sort of stuff. You know the score by now. At time of recording, we are in the middle of a heat wave.
0:56.5	It has been a lot for everyone.
0:59.5	People start acting mad, doing weird things.
1:03.2	Sam has shaved.
1:05.9	I didn't know where you go over that.
1:08.3	The heat has got to him.
1:09.8	He has unveiled what can only be described as a small dented chin.
1:17.5	They do say beards are men's makeup.
1:20.7	Sam has come on natural today.
1:23.6	Now, I don't think it looks that bad.
1:25.5	It's terrible.
1:26.2	It does look like you have potentially shaved it with a brick because it is a range of different lengths. I actually pulled a straggler from your neck earlier on today. But the most interesting part is what you've done with the sideburns. I didn't do the sideburns. Well, that's exactly the point. I've got mutton chops. So it's, obviously, if you're going to shave like that and I've done it, it's where do you go with the sideburns? And what you decided to do was... Nothing. I had no time. I didn't know what I was doing. I've never done it before. You had no time. I would just like to point out that I have heard about your weekend. you shade this yesterday because you sent me a picture,
2:01.6	and yesterday you did nothing.
2:03.2	So there was lots of time in order for you to tidy things up.
2:07.1	But how do you feel?
2:08.4	Do you feel fresh?
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