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However, not the stories from our lives. No, no, no, no, no. However, occasionally we will delve into the fantastical. And I'm going to say that I had a dream about Chris Skull and his lovely wife. Oh, here we go. The dream was, it's it. I dream that you had a, you had a third kid, a daughter called Ruth.

Ruth?

And it was yours.

Sorry.

No.

And I raised her as my own.

And she was basically the most talented footballer on earth.

But she was like three or four, maybe even younger.

And we were all on holiday like when we go to Cornwall.

And me and Tom were just talking about Ruth's skills.

And Sophie, Chris's wife, would go, yeah, she's quite good.

And Chris would sort of quite humbly and modestly say, yeah, it's definitely something we're looking to encourage.

And then Tom and I, like in a sitcom, would look to her left and she'd be doing like

croifting adults and doing like bonoeness and stepovers and bamboozling others.

But adults would be falling over and dropping their drinks.

It was like a proper with sitcom timing.

I'd walk into the kitchen in the place we'd go to in Cornwall.

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