Ooi, oi, it's your boy.

The Ian Gary you get from the Cash and Carry, Jack Slack.

It's the Jack Slack podcast.

And we're coming at you following UFC 303.

What Remains should have been the subtitle of this card or what we could get.

Obviously, Connor McGregor pulled out of the fight with Michael Chandler. They charged

Connor McGregor last fight ever ticket prices, and they probably paid less than Connor

McGregor would earn for his purse for every purse on the card. So while this should have been a

big embarrassment for the UFC, it might work out as like their best profit margin on an event

ever.

They've got to be at home going, I wish we could bait and switch Connor deliberately.

But the card was saved, almost entirely, due to the UFC sledgehammer for hire, Alex Pereira.

Let him be a sledgehammer. He'll be anything you need. If that song weren't already about Peter Gabriel's

penis, it would be a fantastic walkout for Alex Pereira. I hope he got paid a fortune for this.

This is his third time stepping in at short notice to save the UFC's ass. Every time he delivers a

spectacular, well, most times he delivers a spectacular knockout.

He is the UFC's only active star.

You could pretend John Jones is active, but he isn't.

Dude should be earning a fortune.

Now, of course, every Alex Pereira fantastic knockout has to have a fantastic knockout victim.

That's the sad part.

There is the rule of alchemy

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