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🗓️ 13 May 2024
⏱️ 54 minutes
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0:00.0 | You were listening to a pleasure podcast. |
0:03.0 | For more from our sex podcast collective, |
0:06.0 | visit pleasure podcasts.com. Oh, uh, oh, oh, oh, and uh, uh, Hello and welcome back to the Horny house my podcast I'm your house Jordan happy Monday I hope everybody |
0:36.9 | had a lovely Mother's Day weekend and I like legitimately mean that because mommies make the world go round. |
0:46.3 | They do. And while my audience is majority men, like 70%, there's a strong 30 there's a bad bitch 30 there's a willing |
0:57.8 | intentional or at least at the very least a fantastic sense of humor. |
1:04.0 | 30. |
1:05.0 | And I don't know how many, but there's a portion of that 30 |
1:08.0 | that are mummies or they have a mom. |
1:11.0 | My mother is dead, and I wasn't even planning on going there but it just |
1:15.7 | hit me like a ton of bricks like a wrecking ball when I said that some of you'll |
1:20.1 | have moms and then it's like reminder you don't you don't so that is |
1:25.4 | grief and that just came on in real time lovely beautiful but I am a mom I |
1:30.2 | birthed one pushed one out in 14 minutes flat. It was wild. Don't really want to do it again, not doing it again. I have an IUD. Praise B. That should be on a t-shirt. Before we get into the episode, get on brand, |
1:45.0 | be filthy, talk about all your sex, shit issues, wins, losses, fails, concerns, and get into the topic of the hour, |
1:55.0 | nipple of nip nip nip nip, nip, nip, titties, booby, I'm so mature, okay. |
2:11.8 | I want to say a monologue I want to say to say something to the mothers I see you I love you you. You're appreciated, you're cherished, you're adored. |
2:14.9 | Hopefully your husband wasn't a douche bag and he was lovely and accommodating and was extra chivalrous or if he's not chivalrous whatsoever that he |
2:27.9 | gave like a tenth more of a fuck and too bad I didn't do this prep last Monday. I had a chance a chance that I |
2:37.2 | wasted and I will not waste it next year. I will tell the man I will tell your husbands you better fucking |
2:46.2 | have something besides the shit that's at the front of the grocery store and you |
2:51.4 | know what I'm talking about I warned my and you know what I'm talking about. I warned my husband, you know, they're not |
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