182 - A History Hyenas Christmas

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

History, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

🔗️ Recording | Apple Podcasts | RSS

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Summary

THE BOYS ARE BACK TOGETHER AND WOKE YANNI IS LIVING THROUGH HIS OWN CHRISTMAS CAROL. Yannis Pappas is back in the studio after fighting The Hilary! He is now Yanni Kolloni and realizing that he had a nice life after seeing how hard it was recovering from COVID-19. He’s recovered and now is WOKE and wants us to be aware of Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, and all the other holidays. Because it's not just Christmas! The boys discuss a topic that Chris has always been interested in: The Council of Nicaea. In 325 ACE, Roman Emperor Constantine I brought together leaders of the Christian faith to resolve the controversy of Arianism and establish the doctrine of the Holy Trinity. Now make no mistake, there were many Councils of Nancia and in one of them, they decided that Jesus had a birthday sometime in December. Now during the time of Jesus, there were many people who claimed that they were the messiah. These guys picked Jesús and called it a day. Right? Really we don’t know! We’re the History Hyenas, go GOOGLE IT CUZ! Everything is real, Yanni is the real Jesus, and Chris is the gender-fluid Holy Spirit. It doesn’t matter! Reality is a suggestion. All we care is that you have a Happy Holiday season. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa from the History Hyenas🎄 Love you bubbas! REMINDER BABES: Even though Trump did not follow through with his promise to build a wall, Chris and Yannis did. It’s a Bay Ridge Boys wall and you can find it at patreon.com/bayridgeboys. CHECK IT OUT CUZ OUR SPONSOR 🚨 This is brought to you by Tim Dillon's Belly Hair in support of the Gary Sinise Foundation. If you don't know who Gary Sinise is, you need to break out the VHS and watch Forest Gump as Tom Hanks plays a total Frank and Beans who befriends Sinise's character, LT. Dan. He has been raising money and advocating for veterans for more than 15 years. Your donations will go to good use: https://www.garysinisefoundation.org/ Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD! Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️ 🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website 🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website 🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website 🎥 Mike Lavin our producer on Instagram Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to another episode of the history Aeneas.
0:11.1	Guess who's here?
0:12.6	Yanni P.
0:13.4	A.K.a.
0:13.9	Skinny Yani, aka.
0:15.4	Welcome back, Yt Fy.
0:16.6	Yonnie the fuzzy.
0:19.3	Guys, how do you feel you're highly medicated?
0:24.3	Not highly, just a little clonopin, never hurt anybody to help with the little bit
0:28.8	of the post jids.
0:30.0	Here's a little Hanukkah.
0:31.2	Here's a little Jew candy for you.
0:32.7	This studio is, the studio is where I died.
0:35.7	Yeah.
0:36.0	It's nice to be back.
0:37.5	This is where I was quarantined. It's nice to be back. This is where I was quarantined.
0:39.5	It was an experience from Hell Cus, but it's one of those things that's going to make me a better person.
0:45.8	Yes.
0:46.1	Okay.
0:46.6	I'm not going to tolerate any more of your crass jokes.
0:51.3	Yeah.
0:51.8	Ethnic jokes.
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