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The Joe Rogan Experience

#1818 - Christina P

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2022

⏱️ 218 minutes

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Christina P is a stand-up comic and co-host of the "Your Mom's House" podcast with her husband and fellow comedian Tom Segura. Her new Netflix comedy special, "Mom Genes," is available now. http://www.christinaponline.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Joe Rogan

0:05.0

Logan Experience

0:06.0

Train by day Joe Rogan Podcast all day.

0:10.0

Good now, So my mom and my stepdad were super fat when I was in high school and their

0:18.0

favorite spot was claim jumpers because of the port you can get a lot of

0:22.2

food you get a lot and like did you ever eat there oh yeah oh my god they give you a piece of

0:27.7

piles you could eat by the pound and yeah it was like a slice of chocolate cake that was this.

0:37.2

It was like five pounds. Yeah enormous. And they loved it. They loved, but I think they stopped banging. You know in the marriage when you stop having sex you just eat. I think it's what happens, right?

0:47.0

That's rough. I know. That's it gets to that weird place what are we doing? Are just like friends can I tell you what

0:55.1

jerk off to porn like you know what I mean it's like if you get to that spot where

0:59.2

you're not having sex anymore that's the worst it's's common though. In marriage? Oh yeah. Not in my marriage. My husband will hold me down and I'm sure. Make it happen. I swear Tommy can have like a fever and he's like are we going?

1:12.6

Oh yeah dude.

1:14.1

But if you're, oh my God, the worst is when you're in a relationship with someone

1:19.0

and you stop banging and like, you know when you, like you live with them and then you God you fucking hear them come in and you're like oh this

1:26.1

motherfucker's here like it's the worst yeah when people either grow together or they grow apart and if they grow apart and they're still together, that's fucking terrible.

1:39.0

Then you're like living with the enemy.

1:41.0

You know, you have like some, some yeah some shithead that you work with

1:44.7

but they're in your house you know like there's like that shithead of the office like

1:48.6

oh this fucking annoying asshole now it's your husband.

1:53.0

You ever done the landmark for him?

1:55.0

Yeah, I know.

1:56.0

And you're like, what are you?

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