#1812 - Doug Stanhope

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Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6 • 228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2022

⏱️ 204 minutes

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Doug Stanhope is a stand-up comedian, author, and host of "The Doug Stanhope Podcast." http://www.dougstanhope.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Joe Rogan,
0:05.0	Experience.
0:06.0	Train by day, Joe Rogan,
0:08.0	by night, all day.
0:10.0	Don't listen to you, pal. Good morning. Good to see you, pal. Good morning, first
0:18.4	sip of the hooch of the day. That's not your first cigarette. How many cigarettes you got so far?
0:23.2	To the point where I go maybe I should have brought two packs. By the way ladies and
0:27.8	gentlemen Doug Stanhope just found out today that he has had COVID. Just moments ago
0:34.5	You didn't do the regular COVID. Just moments ago. You didn't even know you had it. Do the regular COVID test before you do the show.
0:36.5	And she goes, have you had the anti-body one? And I said, no, I, because I always feel like I have COVID.
0:44.0	Did you say, and I read this,
0:48.0	that people who smoke cigarettes for some reason were like getting it less? Yeah I I read a lot of those and then I saw a lot that
0:57.1	disputed that. So I didn't read the ones I didn't want to hear that news and I read the ones that say yeah. Yeah that sounds like how I did just news. that to wind up on a fucking respirator which I'm gonna wind up on a respirator at this rate regardless.
1:16.5	I don't mind if I fast forward the process.
1:19.5	We gotta fill you up with stem cells,
1:21.7	get you a hyperbaric chamber, reverse the process.
1:25.0	Just clean you up.
1:27.0	Clean you up.
1:28.0	From 40 years of smoking?
1:30.0	Bison meat, spring water, we got you, don't worry. Just put yourself in Dr Rogans care.
1:36.0	We're going to take care of you as I puff on this joint.
1:41.0	I did, oh so I go to kill Tony last night
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